{"id":855,"date":"2007-03-07T15:05:58","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T19:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=855"},"modified":"2007-03-07T15:13:09","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T19:13:09","slug":"huzzah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=855","title":{"rendered":"Huzzah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congrats to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xanga.com\/haveyoumetgreg\">my brother<\/a> and his wife for apparently giving birth to their second child not too long ago!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, thanks to Cingular&#8217;s POS web interface for people who live in the age before picture phones, I&#8217;m not sure if there has been an actual birth, or I&#8217;m anxiously hammering in an ID and password just to see a picture of my brother&#8217;s junk. Either way, I&#8217;m guessing a phone call is on its way shortly to clear all that up. <\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: Cingular decided to work, and it&#8217;s a chick&#8230;errr&#8230;girl! (She&#8217;s still getting a football for Christmas!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congrats to my brother and his wife for apparently giving birth to their second child not too long ago! Of course, thanks to Cingular&#8217;s POS web interface for people who live in the age before picture phones, I&#8217;m not sure if there has been an actual birth, or I&#8217;m anxiously hammering in an ID and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=855\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Huzzah!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}