{"id":841,"date":"2007-01-20T14:41:13","date_gmt":"2007-01-20T18:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=841"},"modified":"2007-01-20T14:43:20","modified_gmt":"2007-01-20T18:43:20","slug":"thought-for-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=841","title":{"rendered":"Thought for the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Costco is a cool place.<\/p>\n<p>Costco at noon on a Saturday makes me want to punch children.*<\/p>\n<p>(*-Okay, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagracoupongeneric.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">salve<\/a>  not &#8220;punch&#8221; in a literal sense. More like give them a free sample of &#8220;shut the hell up&#8221;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Costco is a cool place. Costco at noon on a Saturday makes me want to punch children.* (*-Okay, salve not &#8220;punch&#8221; in a literal sense. More like give them a free sample of &#8220;shut the hell up&#8221;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}