{"id":81,"date":"2004-01-14T22:30:20","date_gmt":"2004-01-15T02:30:20","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=81"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"home-maintenance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"home maintenance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>you know you need plastic on your windows when&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-you put the plastic on the window and it immediately turns into the Astrodome.<br \/>-you can see the plastic breathing.<br \/>-you put plastic on a window and immediately feel a draft, and think &#8220;nope, not that one&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>seriously. the gas bill may or may not end up being my responsibility, but I&#8217;m thinking these windows probably aren&#8217;t helping the cause.<\/p>\n<p>and for now, I&#8217;ve decided to frame my $1.12 check from the IRS, simply based on principle. Or maybe I&#8217;ll buy a lottery ticket with it, and if it wins, send a scanned copy of the check, the ticket, and my bare ass to the IRS. Do you think THAT would get me red flagged?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you know you need plastic on your windows when&#8230; -you put the plastic on the window and it immediately turns into the Astrodome.-you can see the plastic breathing.-you put plastic on a window and immediately feel a draft, and think &#8220;nope, not that one&#8221; seriously. the gas bill may or may not end up being &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=81\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">home maintenance<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}