{"id":776,"date":"2006-08-19T01:40:30","date_gmt":"2006-08-19T05:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=776"},"modified":"2006-08-19T01:40:30","modified_gmt":"2006-08-19T05:40:30","slug":"i-dont-deserve-to-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=776","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t deserve to live"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m watching a CSI re-run tonight, and I can&#8217;t think of who one of the characters is. He looks so familiar, but I can&#8217;t place it. He&#8217;s playing a car dealer, and everytime they show him, I bang my head wondering who it is. Also in the episode is a disturbing storyline where, for a time, they thought a father was shagging his teenage daughter. <\/p>\n<p>The episode ends (despite the use of TiVo, I waited for the show to be over, rather than pause and run for IMDB), and I make my run. A little Google and I find out the guy is Joey Slotnick. A familiar name, but not one with any extensive roles. (A typical &#8220;Hey! It&#8217;s That Guy!&#8221;, as they&#8217;d say over at <a href=\"http:\/\/throwingthings.blogspot.com\">ALOTT5MA<\/a>.) He&#8217;s done voices for ten or so Family Guy episodes, but still nothing where he&#8217;s made more than a character appearance.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the alleged pervert dad? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0001574\/\">Danny Noonan<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I shouldn&#8217;t be allowed to watch TV until I complete 10 Hail Mary&#8217;s, 15 Our Fathers, and recite the Dalai Lama scene from Caddyshack two dozen times.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ViiB_dE3Lhs\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><br \/>\n<i>So I jump ship in Hong Kong&#8230;<\/i><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m watching a CSI re-run tonight, and I can&#8217;t think of who one of the characters is. He looks so familiar, but I can&#8217;t place it. He&#8217;s playing a car dealer, and everytime they show him, I bang my head wondering who it is. Also in the episode is a disturbing storyline where, for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=776\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I don&#8217;t deserve to live<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}