{"id":772,"date":"2006-08-13T00:32:08","date_gmt":"2006-08-13T04:32:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=772"},"modified":"2006-08-13T00:32:08","modified_gmt":"2006-08-13T04:32:08","slug":"if-thats-comcastic-i-dont-want-any","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=772","title":{"rendered":"If THAT&#8217;S &#8220;Comcastic&#8221;, I don&#8217;t want any."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s bad enough that my high-speed internet has been going down like an immigrant girl lately, I can deal with it. Especially considering most of the time it&#8217;s fixed with the ol&#8217; unplug\/replug technique, and I&#8217;m back up and running. But there have been a couple times in the past month or so that it&#8217;s gone down completely. Tricks don&#8217;t work, and it stays down for longer stretches. <\/p>\n<p>It was down this morning, I finally had enough and called tech support. After sitting on hold for 10 minutes or so, I figured it was a network issue and hung up. No sense waiting 10 or 20 more minutes for someone to tell me they know about it and are moving on. (I remember Time-Warner in Columbus kindly leaving a message at the start of the voice-prompt hell telling of any known issues. Not here.) I get to work and check the Comcast website to see if THEY mention anything about downtime. Then I remember that their website is as customer friendly as a rock, and move along. <\/p>\n<p>I come home from work, everything&#8217;s fine. For about 10 minutes. Mid-email, it goes down again. Plug tricks fail, and I call support, figuring that at midnight, no one would be lining up. I get a message saying that customer support is closed for the evening. <\/p>\n<p>CLOSED? What the hell is that!?!? <\/p>\n<p>I get belligerent and wait for the digital ho voice to tell me something I can use. Another prompt comes up about &#8220;complete service disruption&#8221;, so I select it. Within seconds, I&#8217;m on the phone with someone (I think in Sales), explain what&#8217;s up, and he&#8217;s like &#8220;Hold on, I&#8217;ll connect you with computer support.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>But I thought you were closed, computer support?? What&#8217;s the deal?<\/p>\n<p>Walking back to my computer, waiting for some kid from Bangladesh to tell me I should try unplugging my router and plugging it back in, I see that it&#8217;s working again. If it weren&#8217;t the hour that it is, I would have stuck around and shared a few thoughts. Instead, I hung up.<\/p>\n<p>So what gives, Comcast? Is it not enough that you charge out my ass for what has been two months of mediocre service? (Oh yeah, I have to call them about some TV reception issues, too.) But now when I call with a problem, you&#8217;re CLOSED? Or at least say you&#8217;re CLOSED, when really there&#8217;s somebody there to take my call? How about on the next billing cycle, I tell you I&#8217;m out of checks, when really, I have PLENTY of checks? <\/p>\n<p>If anyone has any plans on how to screw them over (or at least work a good deal out of them), let me know. They deserve to be screwed back. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s bad enough that my high-speed internet has been going down like an immigrant girl lately, I can deal with it. Especially considering most of the time it&#8217;s fixed with the ol&#8217; unplug\/replug technique, and I&#8217;m back up and running. But there have been a couple times in the past month or so that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=772\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">If THAT&#8217;S &#8220;Comcastic&#8221;, I don&#8217;t want any.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}