{"id":758,"date":"2006-07-18T23:53:07","date_gmt":"2006-07-19T03:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=758"},"modified":"2006-07-18T23:53:07","modified_gmt":"2006-07-19T03:53:07","slug":"mo-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=758","title":{"rendered":"Mo’ money…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, about this wedding thing… <\/p>\n

This shit’s expensive!!! I mean, I knew that it was a pricey affair, but little did I know that sodomy was so abundantly involved. I’m sure with help from the fam and some fancy credit carding we’ll be fine, but I could really use a good online gimmick here. Not necessarily a jackpot in the Nigerian lottery (yet), but one of those “million dollar website” ideas. And preferably something that doesn’t involve me tattooing my forehead. <\/p>\n

Or really leaving the apartment at all.<\/p>\n

Any ideas? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay, about this wedding thing… This shit’s expensive!!! I mean, I knew that it was a pricey affair, but little did I know that sodomy was so abundantly involved. I’m sure with help from the fam and some fancy credit carding we’ll be fine, but I could really use a good online gimmick here. Not … Continue reading Mo’ money…<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}