{"id":745,"date":"2006-06-29T23:45:16","date_gmt":"2006-06-30T03:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=745"},"modified":"2006-06-29T23:45:16","modified_gmt":"2006-06-30T03:45:16","slug":"die-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=745","title":{"rendered":"Die already!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve learned two things this week.<\/p>\n<p>One, for next year&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/deadpool.isfullofcrap.com\">Dead Pool<\/a>, I&#8217;m picking people with interesting lives.<\/p>\n<p>and Two, writing all these posts about these folks is making me remember the parts of college I hated. <\/p>\n<p>Next quarter, I promise to write about them all sooner. Not only will it make my work better, but I won&#8217;t have to watch my posts fly off the bottom of the page within the hour, swept away in the flood of all the other late-typers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve learned two things this week. One, for next year&#8217;s Dead Pool, I&#8217;m picking people with interesting lives. and Two, writing all these posts about these folks is making me remember the parts of college I hated. Next quarter, I promise to write about them all sooner. Not only will it make my work better, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=745\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Die already!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}