{"id":74,"date":"2004-01-22T16:47:45","date_gmt":"2004-01-22T20:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=74"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"bar-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"bar math"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so I didn&#8217;t get the receipt posted on here, but happy hour last night was HAPPY! we&#8217;ve all had it  happen, but when 4 beers plus 4 beers equals 5 beers on the receipt, you know its a good time. The people responsible for the action were identified, and tipped 70 or so percent. Next step is to hope this wasn&#8217;t a one-time oversight. If it wasn&#8217;t, that bar just got so much better than it already was.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, plans are in the works for a global &#8220;have you met tony?&#8221; event. Not that I have delusions of thousands of readers or anything, but I&#8217;ve noticed that I have been reaching at least 100 a day, which is pretty sweet in a minimalist sort of way. The event will be painless, somewhat harmless, and is pretty much just a way for me to see who&#8217;s out there, how willing they are to say they&#8217;ve &#8220;met&#8221; me, and most of all who&#8217;s the most creative bastard to read this site so I can have a new template design at will when this milk idea gets stale. (Though admittedly, that might not be for a long, long time.)<\/p>\n<p>So get your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, fingertips, and mostly your minds ready and have some fun. Details in the next couple days&#8230;. stay tuned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so I didn&#8217;t get the receipt posted on here, but happy hour last night was HAPPY! we&#8217;ve all had it happen, but when 4 beers plus 4 beers equals 5 beers on the receipt, you know its a good time. The people responsible for the action were identified, and tipped 70 or so percent. Next &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=74\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">bar math<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}