{"id":713,"date":"2006-05-31T23:38:04","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T03:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=713"},"modified":"2006-06-01T00:39:22","modified_gmt":"2006-06-01T04:39:22","slug":"mrs-simpson-i-have-some-bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What was supposed to be a day off turned into a short day of work, and that turned into a long day of work that got even longer with this <a title=\"Taylor girls switched\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/wthr.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=4970548\">piece of unbelievability<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I was going to do some work around the apartment tomorrow, but now I think I&#8217;m going out to have my name tattooed on my arms, legs, ass and a few vital organs&#8230; just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What was supposed to be a day off turned into a short day of work, and that turned into a long day of work that got even longer with this piece of unbelievability. I was going to do some work around the apartment tomorrow, but now I think I&#8217;m going out to have my name &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=713\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}