{"id":697,"date":"2006-05-11T00:24:59","date_gmt":"2006-05-11T04:24:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=697"},"modified":"2006-05-11T00:24:59","modified_gmt":"2006-05-11T04:24:59","slug":"the-ol-flesh-balloon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=697","title":{"rendered":"The ol’ flesh balloon"},"content":{"rendered":"

While I don’t know the full legal ramifications of publishing complete e-mails from the HR department at work here, it’s been a long time since I’ve laughed as hard as I did when I opened my work e-mail today to see the subject line:<\/p>\n

“Man’s Coin Purse Found”<\/p>\n

It’s funny enough if you’re thinking along the “what kind of fruit is carrying a coin purse?”… but it gets downright riotous if you think “yambag”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While I don’t know the full legal ramifications of publishing complete e-mails from the HR department at work here, it’s been a long time since I’ve laughed as hard as I did when I opened my work e-mail today to see the subject line: “Man’s Coin Purse Found” It’s funny enough if you’re thinking along … Continue reading The ol’ flesh balloon<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}