{"id":691,"date":"2006-05-01T22:55:35","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T02:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=691"},"modified":"2006-05-02T11:28:44","modified_gmt":"2006-05-02T15:28:44","slug":"kicked-him-in-the-ding-ding-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=691","title":{"rendered":"Kicked him in the ding-ding!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a title=\"Chris Kaman's testicles\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/nba\/news\/story?id=2428627\">story<\/a> was amazing.<\/p>\n<p>The <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Evans Kaman video\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QFcinlrgojk\">video<\/a> was painful.<\/p>\n<p>But this caption is nothing short of wonderful.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center> <img title=\"Chris Kaman testy caption\" alt=\"Chris Kaman testy caption\" src=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/images\/espn_testy.gif\" \/> <\/center>A couple things come to mind. First, it was done so quickly and (apparently) effectively, you have to wonder if Reggie Evans has made a career of tugging on men&#8217;s yambags. Also, Evans comes away with a <a title=\"Reggie Evans fined\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/nba\/playoffs2006\/news\/story?id=2429401\">$10,000 fine<\/a>. In a week in the NBA that saw Jermaine O&#8217;Neal get fined $15K and Shaq $25K for bitching about the officiating, how does yanking an opponent&#8217;s goodie sack come in so far under that? Handful of an ugly white man&#8217;s nuts? No problem! Giving Dick Bavetta a dirty glance? Get out the checkbook!!!<\/p>\n<p>Once again, the NBA makes absolutely no sense at all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The story was amazing. The video was painful. But this caption is nothing short of wonderful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=691"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/691\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}