{"id":683,"date":"2006-04-22T16:42:47","date_gmt":"2006-04-22T20:42:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=683"},"modified":"2006-04-22T16:42:47","modified_gmt":"2006-04-22T20:42:47","slug":"dilemma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"Dilemma&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Mighty MJD\" href=\"http:\/\/www.themightymjd.com\" target=\"_blank\">MJD<\/a> makes a reference to the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/deadspin.com\/sports\/sports-on-tv\/for-your-saturday-afternoon-viewing-pleasure-168977.php\" target=\"_blank\">Cincinnati Bow Tie<\/a>&#8220;&#8230; but I&#8217;m at work. Knowing how deliciously NSFW it has to be, I don&#8217;t know if I can wait until I get home at midnight to find out the details. If anyone reads this before 11:30pm EDT tonight and wants to share, please do.<\/p>\n<p>Please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MJD makes a reference to the &#8220;Cincinnati Bow Tie&#8220;&#8230; but I&#8217;m at work. Knowing how deliciously NSFW it has to be, I don&#8217;t know if I can wait until I get home at midnight to find out the details. If anyone reads this before 11:30pm EDT tonight and wants to share, please do. Please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=683"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/683\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}