{"id":673,"date":"2006-04-12T23:36:47","date_gmt":"2006-04-13T04:36:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=673"},"modified":"2006-04-12T23:36:47","modified_gmt":"2006-04-13T04:36:47","slug":"the-roof-the-roof-the-roofies-on-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=673","title":{"rendered":"The roof! The roof! The roofies on fire!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Deadspin\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadspin.com\">Deadspin<\/a> (who was only marginally better about not winding the Yankees&#8217; crank in The Closer today), who got it from someone else, it&#8217;s the story that won&#8217;t go away! Apparently, according to a source close to the situation (read: a son-in-law who writes at about an eighth-grade level), Ohio U. football coach Frank Solich wasn&#8217;t drunk when he took a nap in his still-running car as it rested on the curb, <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Frank Solich drugged?\" href=\"http:\/\/deadspin.com\/sports\/college-football\/the-frank-solich-conspiracy-theory-166848.php\">he was drugged<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>If you can make it through the monstrosity known as the e-mail portion of the Deadspin post, you&#8217;ll see more than a few solid points made in the comments. Even better, you&#8217;ll see a number of backhanded shots at Ohio University. (I&#8217;ve been there twice, and all I remember is going out with <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"TOM!\" href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/tom\">this guy&#8217;s<\/a> wife and seeing some chick get a bloody nose.)<\/p>\n<p>Does &#8220;Jon&#8221; really think that he&#8217;s got something? The GHB effect on the blood-alcohol content (or lack thereof) is amusing enough, but to think that someone really tried to slip a 50-some year old football coach a roofie? Please.<\/p>\n<p>Although, while I believe the credibility of this story is somewhere far below zero, I also think someone should check in on where Duke&#8217;s lacrosse team was that night. You know, just to be sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy Deadspin (who was only marginally better about not winding the Yankees&#8217; crank in The Closer today), who got it from someone else, it&#8217;s the story that won&#8217;t go away! Apparently, according to a source close to the situation (read: a son-in-law who writes at about an eighth-grade level), Ohio U. football coach Frank Solich &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=673\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The roof! The roof! The roofies on fire!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=673"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/673\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}