{"id":638,"date":"2006-03-07T00:45:37","date_gmt":"2006-03-07T05:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=638"},"modified":"2006-03-07T00:45:37","modified_gmt":"2006-03-07T05:45:37","slug":"potpourri-for-500-alex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=638","title":{"rendered":"Potpourri for $500, Alex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-There might not be much that can improve your mood after an unusually busy night of work that also included your alma mater <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/bgsufalcons.collegesports.com\/sports\/m-baskbl\/recaps\/030606aaa.html\">getting embarrassed<\/a> in the conference tourney and a likeable baseball player passing away, but &#8220;The Rain&#8221; by Oran &#8216;Juice&#8217; Jones comes close.<\/p>\n<p>-Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik (henceforth known as &#8220;The Bitch&#8221;) was <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thestar.com\/NASApp\/cs\/ContentServer?pagename=thestar\/Layout\/Article_Type1&#038;c=Article&#038;cid=1141685411201&#038;call_pageid=968332188492\">suspended for three games<\/a> by the NHL today. Three games. Three. Erik Cole&#8217;s career season is cut short by a cheap shot, and this jackass ECHL-level goon sits three games. Unbelievable.<\/p>\n<p>NHL figurehead Colin Campbell claims, &#8220;it is apparent that there was no deliberate intent to injure on this play&#8230;&#8221; No? A two hand shove in the back as you ride a guy into the boards isn&#8217;t deliberate enough?<\/p>\n<p>-I can&#8217;t believe I forgot to mention Sunday night&#8217;s L&#038;O: Criminal Intent episode, which not only included Jessie Spano as the suspect, but Shooter McGavin as her attorney. Freakin&#8217; sweet.<\/p>\n<p>-Even freakin&#8217; sweeter? <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadspin.com\/sports\/olympics\/curling-the-way-it-was-meant-to-be-played-with-puppies-158525.php\">Puppy curling<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-There might not be much that can improve your mood after an unusually busy night of work that also included your alma mater getting embarrassed in the conference tourney and a likeable baseball player passing away, but &#8220;The Rain&#8221; by Oran &#8216;Juice&#8217; Jones comes close. -Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik (henceforth known as &#8220;The Bitch&#8221;) was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=638\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Potpourri for $500, Alex<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}