{"id":635,"date":"2006-03-03T11:14:20","date_gmt":"2006-03-03T16:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=635"},"modified":"2006-03-03T11:14:20","modified_gmt":"2006-03-03T16:14:20","slug":"so-dont-tell-em-youre-jewish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=635","title":{"rendered":"So don&#8217;t tell &#8217;em you&#8217;re Jewish!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I have to see it, then EVERYONE <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.deadspin.com\/sports\/college-basketball\/oh-if-only-they-wore-cups-in-basketball-158168.php\">has to see it<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Please make sure you&#8217;re not eating while viewing that.<\/p>\n<p>And in unrelated news, I swear this city has the longest tornado test sirens anywhere. They test &#8217;em every Friday at 11am, it&#8217;s 11:12 and they just went off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If this had been a real emergency&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I have to see it, then EVERYONE has to see it. Please make sure you&#8217;re not eating while viewing that. And in unrelated news, I swear this city has the longest tornado test sirens anywhere. They test &#8217;em every Friday at 11am, it&#8217;s 11:12 and they just went off. &#8220;If this had been a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=635\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So don&#8217;t tell &#8217;em you&#8217;re Jewish!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}