{"id":626,"date":"2006-02-21T23:19:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-22T04:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=626"},"modified":"2006-02-22T00:52:17","modified_gmt":"2006-02-22T05:52:17","slug":"how-old-are-you-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=626","title":{"rendered":"How old are you now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though it&#8217;s really pretty late, I&#8217;d like to do as I do most years and wish a very, very happy birthday to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jennifer_Love_Hewitt\">Jennifer Love Hewitt<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(Also, Browns WR Braylon Edwards, Zimbabwe&#8217;s first president and <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/deadpool.isfullofcrap.com\">DeadPool<\/a> entry Robert Mugabe, Golden Girl Rue McClanahan and Triple Crown winner <em>Affirmed.<\/em> Oh yeah, and me too.)<\/p>\n<p>And one more b-day note&#8230; mad props to the girlfriend this weekend, who not only carted my 102-degree-fever having ass home from St. Louis Sunday afternoon, but also made a sizeable dent in cleaning a messy apartment that wasn&#8217;t hers, and did beyond exceptional in the birthday present department. (&#8220;Scrubs&#8221; and &#8220;Caddyshack&#8221; were the overriding themes of the day, it seemed.) So thanks again, for everything!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though it&#8217;s really pretty late, I&#8217;d like to do as I do most years and wish a very, very happy birthday to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}