{"id":606,"date":"2006-02-02T23:59:04","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T04:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=606"},"modified":"2006-02-02T23:59:04","modified_gmt":"2006-02-03T04:59:04","slug":"cut-it-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=606","title":{"rendered":"Cut. It. Out!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With all the drugs the Olsen twins have pumped <em>into<\/em> their bodies and all the lunches they&#8217;ve pumped <em>out of<\/em> their bodies, who knew that cute little Stephanie would be the one <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/entertainment.tv.yahoo.com\/entnews\/eo\/20060201\/113885496009.html\">battling the demons<\/a> of &#8220;Hoosier heroin&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Must be the middle child syndrome. Uncle Joey&#8217;s gonna be pissed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all the drugs the Olsen twins have pumped into their bodies and all the lunches they&#8217;ve pumped out of their bodies, who knew that cute little Stephanie would be the one battling the demons of &#8220;Hoosier heroin&#8221;? Must be the middle child syndrome. Uncle Joey&#8217;s gonna be pissed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}