{"id":605,"date":"2006-02-01T00:03:49","date_gmt":"2006-02-01T05:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=605"},"modified":"2006-02-01T23:04:27","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T04:04:27","slug":"cause-she-always-puts-skippy-in-my-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=605","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Cause she always puts Skippy in my lunch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two DeadPoolers have Natasha Lyonne on their roster. After reading <a href=\"http:\/\/entertainment.tv.yahoo.com\/entnews\/eo\/20060130\/113865702000.html\" target=\"_blank\">this recap<\/a> of her year thus far, I might regret not being one of them.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to make a pretty bold guess that the third paragraph is one I <em>never<\/em> want to have appear in a column about me.<\/p>\n<p>Ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two DeadPoolers have Natasha Lyonne on their roster. After reading this recap of her year thus far, I might regret not being one of them. I&#8217;m going to make a pretty bold guess that the third paragraph is one I never want to have appear in a column about me. Ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}