{"id":587,"date":"2006-01-18T22:59:32","date_gmt":"2006-01-19T03:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2006-01-18T23:24:09","modified_gmt":"2006-01-19T04:24:09","slug":"poor-butternuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Poor Butternuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Letters I need to write:<\/p>\n<p>Dear CNN, <a href=\"http:\/\/buyviagrawithoutperscriptionusass.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">drug<\/a><\/p>\n<p>When you put a story on your feed and slug it &#8220;HORSE FIGHT&#8221;, <a href=\"http:\/\/viagragenericedpills.net\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none;color:#676c6c\">order<\/a>  it damn well better not be a story about the freaks at PETA protesting carriage rides.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nDear Bill Simmons,<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/espn\/page2\/story?page=simmons\/060118\">BOO-FREAKING-HOO!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What a bitch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Letters I need to write: Dear CNN, drug When you put a story on your feed and slug it &#8220;HORSE FIGHT&#8221;, order it damn well better not be a story about the freaks at PETA protesting carriage rides. Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}