Okay, someone just did the “shave and a haircut… two bits!” routine on their car horn in the parking lot. Not only did I realize that I hadn’t heard that in a long time, but also how totally freaking retarded it sounds.<\/p>\n
Also, while I lived in Columbus for 7 1\/2 years, I don’t think I ever took the opportunity to not drink a beer in Westerville. Those days have now passed us by.<\/a><\/p>\n While $150 certainly isn’t ALOT of money, if I’m dropping that kind of cash to be the first to drink in a town in over a century, it better be at least something Canadian, and it better be out of the skull of Alfredo Garcia. Or is that Damaso Garcia? Alfredo Griffin? Dammit! Someone get me Rance Mulliniks head on a pike here!<\/p>\n At least he wasn’t as big of a weenie as the guy that spent $10,000<\/a> on a Colts license plate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Okay, someone just did the “shave and a haircut… two bits!” routine on their car horn in the parking lot. Not only did I realize that I hadn’t heard that in a long time, but also how totally freaking retarded it sounds. Also, while I lived in Columbus for 7 1\/2 years, I don’t think … Continue reading Figaro!<\/span>