{"id":580,"date":"2006-01-12T01:45:43","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T06:45:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=580"},"modified":"2006-01-12T13:27:31","modified_gmt":"2006-01-12T18:27:31","slug":"take-the-ho-to-the-ho-tel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=580","title":{"rendered":"Take the ho to the ho-tel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In what seems like a great, yet somewhat misplaced, idea, CBS Sportsline is running a playoff pitting athlete&#8217;s wives\/girlfriends\/beards (Hi, Jeff Garcia!) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sportsline.com\/spin\/story\/9158867\">against one another<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Not only does it include an, um, &#8220;interesting&#8221; first round matchup between Anna Benson and Lisa Guerrero, but Jamie Sale, the hottest cross-eyed Canadian figure skater EVER gets in at #11, matching up with Brandy, who apparently is now being passed through the Quentin Richardson aisle. (Leading to suspicion that Q has a serious thing for Sam Cassell.)<\/p>\n<p>Not that this was a problem at home, necessarily, but scattered in and amongst the links of these (for the most part) better halves was a link to a British porn site, complete with a pop-up to install and run an .exe file.  Maybe it&#8217;s just to complete the aura, I mean it&#8217;s only right that if you&#8217;re looking at pictures of Gina Lee Nolin, either you or your computer gets a virus, right?<\/p>\n<p>Another curiosity&#8230; I realize that U.S. beach volleyball hero Misty May isn&#8217;t exactly a prom queen, but if she&#8217;s going to shock the world and actually date guys, can&#8217;t she do better than a backup catcher for the Marlins?<\/p>\n<p>In related news, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\">Wikipedia<\/a> (the Trillian edition) defines &#8220;skank&#8221; as:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In American slang, a &#8220;skank&#8221; is one who is &#8220;skanky&#8221;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just in case you were wondering.<\/p>\n<p>(Props to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themightymjd.com\">MJD<\/a> for finding it first, and to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theblastfurnace.net\">Tony M.<\/a> for finding it here!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In what seems like a great, yet somewhat misplaced, idea, CBS Sportsline is running a playoff pitting athlete&#8217;s wives\/girlfriends\/beards (Hi, Jeff Garcia!) against one another. Not only does it include an, um, &#8220;interesting&#8221; first round matchup between Anna Benson and Lisa Guerrero, but Jamie Sale, the hottest cross-eyed Canadian figure skater EVER gets in at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=580\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Take the ho to the ho-tel<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}