{"id":579,"date":"2006-01-11T22:54:15","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T03:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=579"},"modified":"2006-01-11T22:54:15","modified_gmt":"2006-01-12T03:54:15","slug":"wheres-the-beef","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=579","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s the beef?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/msnbc.msn.com\/id\/10796026\/from\/ET\/\">Runaway cow gets a pardon<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently they think the runaway cow is pregnant. Does the &#8220;stay of execution&#8221; apply to the unborn calf, too? Or will junior be making a trip to Ponderosa in a few years? Do cows have an ACLU to turn to for rights for it&#8217;s unborn? Is there a cattle chapter of Planned Parenthood? <\/p>\n<p>This one could tie up the courts for years.  (And by then, mother and calf&#8217;s meat will be way too tough and stringy to land on any dinner plate.)<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n<p>The Islanders fired their coach today, just four days after a sweep at the hands of the Hurricanes. While this is not worthy of mention in itself, it&#8217;s definitely worth a reminder that the Islanders President is named Charles Wang.<\/p>\n<p>Just don&#8217;t tell &#8217;em you&#8217;re Jewish, okay? Good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Runaway cow gets a pardon Apparently they think the runaway cow is pregnant. Does the &#8220;stay of execution&#8221; apply to the unborn calf, too? Or will junior be making a trip to Ponderosa in a few years? Do cows have an ACLU to turn to for rights for it&#8217;s unborn? Is there a cattle chapter &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=579\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Where&#8217;s the beef?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}