{"id":573,"date":"2006-01-08T17:40:15","date_gmt":"2006-01-08T22:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=573"},"modified":"2006-01-08T17:40:15","modified_gmt":"2006-01-08T22:40:15","slug":"the-eli-manning-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=573","title":{"rendered":"The Eli Manning face"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not to go all Bill Simmons-y &#8220;tee-hee, let&#8217;s see how I can make fun of Peyton Manning today&#8221; &#8212; mostly because I&#8217;m not holding a cup of Starbucks, a tube sock, a can of Crisco and flipping through 12 copies of my book simultatneously (I mean, I don&#8217;t even <em>have<\/em> a book!) &#8212; but does today&#8217;s NFC Wild Card game mean that Eli Manning really <em>is<\/em> going to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.superbowl.com\/gamecenter\/recap\/NFL_20060108_CAR@NYG\">like his brother<\/a>???<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n(I really do wish the Colts well, but some recently uncovered work-related plans surrounding the Colts&#8217; playoff season has me jaded beyond belief about the next three or four weeks of NFL football.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not to go all Bill Simmons-y &#8220;tee-hee, let&#8217;s see how I can make fun of Peyton Manning today&#8221; &#8212; mostly because I&#8217;m not holding a cup of Starbucks, a tube sock, a can of Crisco and flipping through 12 copies of my book simultatneously (I mean, I don&#8217;t even have a book!) &#8212; but does &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=573\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Eli Manning face<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}