{"id":57,"date":"2003-12-17T15:47:34","date_gmt":"2003-12-17T19:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=57"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"love-for-the-pandas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Love for the pandas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Found a strange, yet really pretty awesome piece of information the other day. If you Google &#8220;simpsons panda love&#8221;, my site is the first in the list. Seriously, try it. Fortunately, I caught that it linked to a page in my blog archive that has since been redirected, but I think I&#8217;ve got that trap fixed. <\/p>\n<p>Another, less awesome piece of information I learned, is that apparently the phrase &#8220;heating included&#8221; means that cold water is included, the heating of said water is not. &#8220;Oops! Its a misleading phrase, sorry. Please remember the account number on your gas check.&#8221; Bastards. I have no clue where to go now, but I don&#8217;t think that I should\/want to pay the sickeningly (yes, thats a word. I promise. you don&#8217;t even have to look it up!) large gas bill. Not a fun situation.<\/p>\n<p>And when glass and surface cleaners claim to clean everything &#8220;Even Grease!&#8221;, either they&#8217;re lying, or that stuff on my stove isn&#8217;t grease. Scary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Found a strange, yet really pretty awesome piece of information the other day. If you Google &#8220;simpsons panda love&#8221;, my site is the first in the list. Seriously, try it. Fortunately, I caught that it linked to a page in my blog archive that has since been redirected, but I think I&#8217;ve got that trap &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=57\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Love for the pandas<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}