Of all the disappointments this year in college football, with BG and Michigan still cleaning stains out of their respective drawers, Alabama going down like Linda Lovelace late in the year, the Oklahomas and Tennessees, the failure of the bowl system to match up Toledo and Kansas in the first annual Competitive Eating Bowl, and many others, the late entry just might be the winner.<\/p>\n
All weekend, the “cute” story from the Fiesta Bowl was the whole “linebacker nailing opposing quarterback’s sister” angle. I figured we’d get numerous shots of said sister in the crowd during the game. (Check.) What I didn’t realize is that she’d look like Boy George. Seriously. Whoever missed out on having her sing “Karma Chameleon” at halftime should be fired. I think the only thing in that stadium thicker than AJ Hawk’s neck might be his woman’s adam’s apple.<\/p>\n
And while a combination of work and general apathy has caused me to listen to a grand total of maybe 2 1\/2 minutes of this game, any Ohio State fan that ever bitches about Brent Musberger being an OSU hater should go back and listen to this tape. Maybe I caught the good moment, but he was certainly plenty complimentary to Jim Tressel (short of getting his knees dirty) to lose the fictional “never says anything good about the Buckeyes” tag he’s been given. (Of course, this doesn’t mean he’s not 100% dipshit, just that he doesn’t hate Ohio State as much as the majority of it’s fans seem to think he does.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Of all the disappointments this year in college football, with BG and Michigan still cleaning stains out of their respective drawers, Alabama going down like Linda Lovelace late in the year, the Oklahomas and Tennessees, the failure of the bowl system to match up Toledo and Kansas in the first annual Competitive Eating Bowl, and … Continue reading Dude looks like a lady<\/span>