{"id":562,"date":"2005-12-27T20:46:50","date_gmt":"2005-12-28T01:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=562"},"modified":"2005-12-28T00:14:52","modified_gmt":"2005-12-28T05:14:52","slug":"time-to-make-the-funeral-arrangements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=562","title":{"rendered":"Time to make the funeral arrangements!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of <a href=\"http:\/\/deadpool.isfullofcrap.com\">Dead Pool 2006<\/a> cramming, sad news that &#8220;Fred the Baker&#8221; from the Dunkin Donuts commercials <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20051228\/ap_en_tv\/obit_vale;_ylt=AlYrWG8Zr1NbutZUVhgMCSms0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3YXYwNDRrBHNlYwM3NjI-\">died on Saturday<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Frankly, I&#8217;m a little surprised he&#8217;s been around this long, and a little disappointed that he didn&#8217;t just have a brief scare that led to an imminent death in the early weeks of 2006. Them&#8217;s easy pickins!!!<\/p>\n<p>As for the actual Dead Pool roster, it&#8217;s looking decent, and is set to be entered by the end of the week. You know, because I kind of have to. Nevertheless, I&#8217;ll be accepting nominations and ideas until Friday or so. Private contributions are the best, especially if you find someone nice and obscure, preferably with a rapidly dropping core body temperature.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the midst of Dead Pool 2006 cramming, sad news that &#8220;Fred the Baker&#8221; from the Dunkin Donuts commercials died on Saturday. Frankly, I&#8217;m a little surprised he&#8217;s been around this long, and a little disappointed that he didn&#8217;t just have a brief scare that led to an imminent death in the early weeks of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=562\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Time to make the funeral arrangements!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,8,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}