{"id":56,"date":"2003-12-18T16:19:07","date_gmt":"2003-12-18T20:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=56"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"nothing-to-see-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"nothing to see here&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>really. nothing. its bed time.<\/p>\n<p>but I would kill myself if I forgot to put <A target=new HREF=\"http:\/\/www.zagat.com\/features\/outtakes.asp\">this link<\/A> somewhere to share with the non-Fark-reading world. Disturbingly funny. Two great tastes that taste great together. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>really. nothing. its bed time. but I would kill myself if I forgot to put this link somewhere to share with the non-Fark-reading world. Disturbingly funny. Two great tastes that taste great together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}