{"id":556,"date":"2005-12-23T00:33:48","date_gmt":"2005-12-23T05:33:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2005-12-23T00:33:48","modified_gmt":"2005-12-23T05:33:48","slug":"monkey-waxing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"Monkey waxing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realize that most of the people that read this are already daily visitors at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonmulgrew.com\">JasonMulgrew.com<\/a>, and at least half of <em>those<\/em> people have already received a check from me at some point with &#8220;gerbil rental&#8221; or such in the memo line.<\/p>\n<p>Mulgrew takes it to a whole <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonmulgrew.com\/content\/blog_archive.php?bid=529\">new and disturbing level<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n<p>The big news in Indy today was Colts&#8217; head coach Tony Dungy&#8217;s kid dying in Florida. Apparently now, they pretty much figure it was a suicide, which was pretty hard to figure of a kid that seemed to be community oriented and certainly seemed to have his family&#8217;s support in all areas. <\/p>\n<p>Then it came out that he had a website on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\">MySpace.com<\/a>, which has since been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadspin.com\/sports\/nfl\/tony-dungys-son-dead-suicide-not-ruled-out-144726.php\">taken down<\/a>, but had some pretty freaky shit on it, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>While I feel for Tony Dungy and the rest of the family (Dungy really seems like a standup guy), this really begs the question: What the hell is wrong with kids these days?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realize that most of the people that read this are already daily visitors at JasonMulgrew.com, and at least half of those people have already received a check from me at some point with &#8220;gerbil rental&#8221; or such in the memo line. Mulgrew takes it to a whole new and disturbing level. ****** The big &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=556\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monkey waxing<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}