-Morals be damned when cheating at video games. I had BG in the Sweet Sixteen of College Hoops 2K5, had to put it on “slow kid” mode to get there, but I’m there. A loss to Florida State and a crappy recruiting season later, and it’s HELLO MR. RESET BUTTON! Ain’t life grand?<\/p>\n
Really, I did it for the good of all. The longer I drag out trying to get BG to win a national championship on that thing, the longer until I start cleaning my apartment for Christmas. As it looks right now, someone’s going to be sitting on my golf bag for Christmas dinner.<\/p>\n
-Procrastination is the best option when you’re making food for Christmas visitors. Sure it sucks to run to the store on Christmas Eve with all the other (non-penguin) jackasses out there, but if you get good enough food early enough, you’re just going to eat it anyway, and end up at the store last minute after all. <\/p>\n
-In the same vein, mixed nuts are the devil’s playground. (a href=”http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=jackass%20penguin&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=wi”>Photos here, most of the images I found were too big, too crappy, or too copyrighted to drop in here. Cute little jackasses, aren’t they?)<\/p>\n -Apparently, I can easily pull for fiery, bloody carnage when watching a live police chase on news feeds, but when a plane is going down<\/a>, I get this strange sort of moral obligation to not hope for a cartwheel down the runway, as cool as that might be.<\/p>\n -Tyrone Prothro’s leg (DO NOT stare into the extra knee!<\/a>) proved that the sick feeling I got in that college lecture when listening to the description of a hidden compound fracture on the football field, discovered only when the trainer was feeling the player’s leg for injury and feeling a warm, wet and sticky sock, wasn’t a one-time thing. Hell, I don’t even know how I got through typing that. I’m such a little bitch when it comes to blood. Especially my own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" -Morals be damned when cheating at video games. I had BG in the Sweet Sixteen of College Hoops 2K5, had to put it on “slow kid” mode to get there, but I’m there. A loss to Florida State and a crappy recruiting season later, and it’s HELLO MR. RESET BUTTON! Ain’t life grand? Really, I … Continue reading What I learned today<\/span>
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\n-The coolest animal on earth may now be the Jackass penguin<\/a>. Naturally, that brings us this direction<\/a>.<\/p>\n
![DO NOT stare into the extra knee!<\/a>) proved that the sick feeling I got in that college lecture when listening to the description of a hidden compound fracture on the football field, discovered only when the trainer was feeling the player’s leg for injury and feeling a warm, wet and sticky sock, wasn’t a one-time thing. Hell, I don’t even know how I got through typing that. I’m such a little bitch when it comes to blood. Especially my own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"-Morals be damned when cheating at video games. I had BG in the Sweet Sixteen of College Hoops 2K5, had to put it on “slow kid” mode to get there, but I’m there. A loss to Florida State and a crappy recruiting season later, and it’s HELLO MR. RESET BUTTON! Ain’t life grand? Really, I … Continue reading What I learned today<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,10,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}](\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/27\/49152603_2e9c97fbe6.jpg\"){kind=link}