{"id":55,"date":"2003-12-21T18:57:25","date_gmt":"2003-12-21T22:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=55"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"out-of-necessity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"out of necessity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m dead tired off of a really good weekend, but I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s anyway I can go to bed without commenting on how much the Browns sucked today. I hate Baltimore. I really do. Watching them bitch-slap the Browns for the second time this year (and much harder the second time around, too!) was painful. I should have listened to the local television gods when they didn&#8217;t air the game locally. But nooooooo&#8230; I had to go hunt it down and watch them get pummelled. Mercilessly. I hate Baltimore.<\/p>\n<p>But, as much as I hope Baltimore falls into the Atlantic, and Art Modell suffers a slow, painful, drowning before being eaten by a shark, and then saved right before he died, only to let them call me in to pull the plug on his sorry old ass, if Cleveland beats Cincy next week, the Bengals don&#8217;t go to the playoffs. A whole generation&#8230;errr, a whole half-season of brand new Bengals fans would be heart broken. GO BROWNS!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m dead tired off of a really good weekend, but I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s anyway I can go to bed without commenting on how much the Browns sucked today. I hate Baltimore. I really do. Watching them bitch-slap the Browns for the second time this year (and much harder the second time around, too!) was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=55\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">out of necessity<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}