{"id":540,"date":"2005-12-10T21:46:49","date_gmt":"2005-12-11T02:46:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=540"},"modified":"2005-12-10T21:46:49","modified_gmt":"2005-12-11T02:46:49","slug":"karmas-a-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=540","title":{"rendered":"Karma&#8217;s a bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As tragic as it may be, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/10367535\/\">this one&#8217;s pretty cool<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Let this be a lesson to parents&#8230; Just like you should always wear clean underwear in case you&#8217;re in an accident, you should never give your kids rhyming names, in case they die in car accidents 15 minutes apart.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xanga.com\/haveyoumetgreg\">Little G<\/a> ever ends up in a car wreck, someone&#8217;s got 14 minutes to call me, please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As tragic as it may be, this one&#8217;s pretty cool. Let this be a lesson to parents&#8230; Just like you should always wear clean underwear in case you&#8217;re in an accident, you should never give your kids rhyming names, in case they die in car accidents 15 minutes apart. Oh, and if Little G ever &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=540\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Karma&#8217;s a bitch<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/540\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}