{"id":537,"date":"2005-12-08T18:32:14","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T23:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=537"},"modified":"2005-12-08T18:34:04","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T23:34:04","slug":"aww-the-denver-broncos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"Aww&#8230; the Denver Broncos!?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/msn.foxsports.com\/mlb\/story\/5149296\">This news<\/a> makes Tony a very, very unhappy camper. <\/p>\n<p>How unhappy?<\/p>\n<p>So unhappy that Tony feels the need to speak in third person when expressing how unhappy Tony is about this news.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and the Rangers traded Alfonso Soriano today. So if my memory serves me right, the Rangers traded A-Rod for Brad Wilkerson, Terrmel Sledge and a minor league pitcher. And I think they&#8217;re still paying part of the dickhead&#8217;s salary. <\/p>\n<p>At least we&#8217;ve now got the only &#8220;Terrmel&#8221; in big league history on our roster. Which is nice.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> It&#8217;s not just <em>any<\/em> minor league pitcher&#8230; it&#8217;s a minor league pitcher who went 6-8 in SINGLE FREAKING A!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This news makes Tony a very, very unhappy camper. How unhappy? So unhappy that Tony feels the need to speak in third person when expressing how unhappy Tony is about this news. Oh yeah, and the Rangers traded Alfonso Soriano today. So if my memory serves me right, the Rangers traded A-Rod for Brad Wilkerson, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=537\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Aww&#8230; the Denver Broncos!?!?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}