{"id":533,"date":"2005-12-06T01:13:39","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T06:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=533"},"modified":"2005-12-06T01:14:35","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T06:14:35","slug":"this-securityis-terrible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"This  security&#8230;is terrible."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the 1% of America that was still somewhat on the fence about whether or not to despise Stephen A. Smith, I think we found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.benmaller.com\/archives\/2005\/december\/05-quite_frankly_two_body_guards.html\">the clincher.<\/a>  Of all the press boxes I&#8217;ve been in, I&#8217;ve rarely seen <strong>any<\/strong> security (campus cops notwithstanding), and suddenly this glorified analyst is rolling with a posse?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/images.windowsmedia.com\/img\/prov_b\/300_80\/078221869928.jpg\" alt=\"The Bodyguard\" \/><br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Dear Kevin, I will always love yooooouuuuu!&#8221; -Stephen A.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>******<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;re not reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadspin.com\">DeadSpin<\/a> yet, you should be. If you don&#8217;t have time to read all of it, don&#8217;t miss the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deadspin.com\/sports\/athlete-run-ins\/index.php\">athlete run-ins<\/a>.  The Cade McNown entry is classic. <\/p>\n<p>The Bill Romanowski one is better. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the 1% of America that was still somewhat on the fence about whether or not to despise Stephen A. Smith, I think we found the clincher. Of all the press boxes I&#8217;ve been in, I&#8217;ve rarely seen any security (campus cops notwithstanding), and suddenly this glorified analyst is rolling with a posse?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}