{"id":522,"date":"2005-11-19T21:56:47","date_gmt":"2005-11-20T02:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=522"},"modified":"2005-11-19T22:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-20T03:01:00","slug":"because-poon-is-a-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=522","title":{"rendered":"Because Poon is a bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"

At least it wasn’t a chain e-mail<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n1. Go into your archives.
\n2. Find your 23rd post.
\n3. Post the fifth sentence (or closest to it).
\n4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
\n5. Tag five other people to do the same thing.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

From this post<\/a>:<\/p>\n

on the other hand, its given me a chance to stay inside on a perfectly beautiful saturday and learn how texas hold \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcem works and is played by foreigners with bad jewelry and even worse sunglasses, thanks to ESPN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s constant re-airing of the World Series of Poker, and also how bass fishing tournaments work, also thanks to ESPN.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Let’s see now…. Tom<\/a>, G<\/a>, Dan<\/a>, the other Tom<\/a>, and the other G<\/a>…. it’s all you.<\/p>\n

Pete<\/a>, you got lucky that I’m afraid of what might show up in my mailbox if I pushed this one off on you. And if not my mailbox, then I’d certainly find a meme about “show us a picture of your nuts in a blender and share with 10 others” sometime before Thursday.<\/p>\n

Brian<\/a>, you escaped too, because I don’t think you can reply too easily from the top of the library with your arms full of kittens.<\/p>\n

I’ve also learned that my site contains no fewer than six references to “bass”, but only one to “bass fishing”. I’m more than a little weirded out by this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At least it wasn’t a chain e-mail: 1. Go into your archives. 2. Find your 23rd post. 3. Post the fifth sentence (or closest to it). 4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions. 5. Tag five other people to do the same thing. From this post: on the … Continue reading Because Poon is a bitch<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}