{"id":507,"date":"2005-10-27T00:18:38","date_gmt":"2005-10-27T05:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=507"},"modified":"2005-10-27T00:18:41","modified_gmt":"2005-10-27T05:18:41","slug":"its-rollin-baby-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=507","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s rollin&#8217; baby!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realized the other day that I&#8217;ve been slacking on my visits to <a href=\"http:\/\/wingsandvodka.blogs.com\">Buffalo Wings &#038; Vodka<\/a> lately, so I moseyed (mosied?) on over to play catch-up.<\/p>\n<p>Sentences <a href=\"http:\/\/wingsandvodka.blogs.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/no_matter_what_.html\">like this<\/a> make me realize how horrible of a person I am for skipping out:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Show me the Mercedes dealer that pours shots down my throat, surrounds me with breast implants, and then shoves my head face first into a mini-mountain of cocaine, and I&#8217;ll show you the guy who&#8217;s going to sell me my first Mercedes.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, I promise to be a better blog reader in the future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realized the other day that I&#8217;ve been slacking on my visits to Buffalo Wings &#038; Vodka lately, so I moseyed (mosied?) on over to play catch-up. Sentences like this make me realize how horrible of a person I am for skipping out: Show me the Mercedes dealer that pours shots down my throat, surrounds &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=507\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s rollin&#8217; baby!!!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}