{"id":481,"date":"2005-09-28T00:49:38","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T05:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=481"},"modified":"2005-09-28T00:51:24","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T05:51:24","slug":"blogpoll-week-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=481","title":{"rendered":"BlogPoll Week 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here we are, once again. Thanks to some weather-induced late games (or at least Tennessee-LSU on Monday and the previously scheduled Tuesday blood-letting in Fresno), I again had to scramble to assemble my BlogPoll for the week. I had a pretty good idea near the top coming in, but it&#8217;s getting to be that time of year where a loss can kill ya, but a win after a (not-so-bad) loss can earn some redemption.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nSouthern Cal &#8211; Once the alarm clock went off in the second half, ball game was over.<br \/>\nTexas &#8211; Beating &#8220;bye&#8221; was only slightly harder than beating Rice the week before.<br \/>\nVirginia Tech &#8211; Still impressive. However, the countdown to Frank Beamer bedwetting starts now.<br \/>\nFlorida &#8211; Don&#8217;t know who to feel worse for, the scrubs that will <em>never<\/em> see the field again, no matter the score, or the opponents that are going to start losing games by triple digits.<br \/>\nGeorgia &#8211; Just enough &#8220;meh&#8221; in that win in Starkville to stay relatively put.<br \/>\nFlorida State &#8211; DNP<br \/>\nArizona State &#8211; Maybe a little high for an untested team, but if they belong here, they&#8217;ll earn it on Saturday vs. USC.<br \/>\nOhio State &#8211; OMG they <em>can<\/em> score in Columbus!<br \/>\nTennessee &#8211; Once again, they showed up for one of two halves. This time it was the right one.<br \/>\nLouisiana State &#8211; If all the Les Miles headhunters get their wish, can he qualify for FEMA relief?<br \/>\nAlabama &#8211; How they&#8217;re 4-0 is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. (Then wrapped in a cherry and soaked in low-grade kerosene for a month or two.)<br \/>\nMichigan State &#8211; Illinois&#8217; mascot has filed a petition with the NCAA that he really <em>is<\/em> offensive to Native Americans, hoping to get a ticket out of Champaign. (No word yet on the NCAA ruling that the Illini in general are offensive to the game of college football.)<br \/>\nMiami (Florida) &#8211; South Florida should have saved some points for this week.<br \/>\nCal &#8211; Booya!<br \/>\nBoston College &#8211; If karma&#8217;s a bitch, what does that make Clemson?<br \/>\nBrian Calhoun &#8211; Someday, maybe the rest of the Badgers can be ranked, too.<br \/>\nNotre Dame &#8211; I still can&#8217;t make a Charlie Weis joke, dammit.<br \/>\nUCLA &#8211; DNP. Stays put.<br \/>\nMinnesota &#8211; Freeze, Gopher!<br \/>\nVirginia &#8211; Impressive enough, but Duke will get their payback come hoops season.<br \/>\nIowa State &#8211; Even though they struggled with Army, I feel the Cyclones have proven themselves to be a Top 25 team, if only by a hair. Looking at the four below them, maybe only TAMU beats them, but until the Aggies stop playing JV teams, they can stay right there.<br \/>\nTexas A&#038;M &#8211; Northeast Southern East Texas State could have used Rita on defense. And Scott Bakula.<br \/>\nFresno State &#8211; Get back in with the late rally, kicking Toledo&#8217;s backup QB in the coin purse.<br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/graphics.fansonly.com\/schools\/tol\/graphics\/tol-mascots-150x225.jpg\" alt=\"Rocky Rocket\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Sodomy sucks. It&#8217;s worse when they do it to you with your own mascot.<\/em><br \/>\nLouisville &#8211; Only knowing that they&#8217;re really better than that keeps them in the Top 25.<br \/>\nPurdue &#8211; Minnesota could be the Big 10 darkhorse, losing to them in OT brings no shame. (Okay, 14 spots worth of shame.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we are, once again. Thanks to some weather-induced late games (or at least Tennessee-LSU on Monday and the previously scheduled Tuesday blood-letting in Fresno), I again had to scramble to assemble my BlogPoll for the week. I had a pretty good idea near the top coming in, but it&#8217;s getting to be that time &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=481\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">BlogPoll Week 5<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}