{"id":47,"date":"2003-11-15T12:21:47","date_gmt":"2003-11-15T16:21:47","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=47"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"we-must-protect-this-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"We must protect this house!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didnt know what anyone was talking about a few weeks ago, but the &#8220;Protect this house&#8221; commercials from Under Armour really are pretty dumb.<\/p>\n<p>Any-hoo, I must apologize to the hilljacks I bashed the other day. Turns out, no one&#8217;s moving in, and they cleaned the hell out of the basement. Seriously! It was a creepy, dungeon-looking place, but now I could almost see myself hanging out down there. If I were into basement hanging out, of course. I mean, throw some old carpet down there, a bar and a pool table, and its an extra living room! Well, an extra living room with an old coin-op washer and dryer, some creepy stable-looking storage lockers and a bunch of furnace stuff, but an extra living room nevertheless.<\/p>\n<p>My random thought from the week, James Jackson will run for 500 yards in the next 4 games for the Browns. Check the date, watch the scoreboard, its gonna happen. Unfortunately, the Browns will likely still go 1-4 over that stretch. <\/p>\n<p>College football predictions for today:<br \/>Michigan 52, Northwestern 24<br \/>Bowling Green 51, Kent State 17<br \/>Ohio State 27, Purdue 17<br \/>Toledo 33, Northern Illinois 24<\/p>\n<p>Again, mark the time. 7 hours from now, the countdown to Michigan&#8217;s Revenge begins.  Early pick for 11\/22 from the Big House: Michigan 27, OSU 13.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s featured twisted old school rap lyric (and when did &#8220;old school&#8221; mean 1993? damn.):<br \/>&#8220;With so much drama at the BMV, its kinda hard being Snoop D-O-double G.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didnt know what anyone was talking about a few weeks ago, but the &#8220;Protect this house&#8221; commercials from Under Armour really are pretty dumb. Any-hoo, I must apologize to the hilljacks I bashed the other day. Turns out, no one&#8217;s moving in, and they cleaned the hell out of the basement. Seriously! It was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=47\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">We must protect this house!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}