{"id":445,"date":"2005-08-27T23:28:21","date_gmt":"2005-08-28T04:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=445"},"modified":"2005-08-27T23:29:08","modified_gmt":"2005-08-28T04:29:08","slug":"whatthehellisthiscomnetorg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=445","title":{"rendered":"whatthehellisthis.com.net.org!?!?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

About four or so years ago when I did my first freelance web design jobs (pretty basic and really non-existant today), I had a client that wanted a website for her small business. Basically, it was a “Spencer Gifts”-type collection of crap sold out of a mobile home. (Yeah, I was that<\/em> big time.) Upon suggesting a pretty solid, and surprisingly available, domain name for her site, she decided she wanted to go with “exoticlightingandnovelties.net”. (Or dot something, I guess, the idea is that the name was about 2 1\/2 times longer than the solid name I came up with.)<\/p>\n

Fast forward those four years, and take me out of the equation completely, and ebaumsworld.com<\/a> points us to the undisputed champion:<\/p>\n

www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com<\/a><\/p>\n

(WARNING: The models on that site might not be safe for work. If you’re Amish. And if you’re Amish and working on a computer, you’ve got more questions to answer than just a little computer porn at work.)
\n*****
\nAfter a fairly slow, pretty much out of it day at work, I came through with a pretty solid Giovanni Ribisi comment, follwed by a game-winning “My Two Dads” reference. <\/p>\n

Safe to say it probably can’t be repeated verbatim on a website that parents, grandparents and employers can read, but it invoked the names of Ribisi, Stacy Keanan and<\/em> Klawicki’s Deli.<\/p>\n

I’m the winner!
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\nAnd a note before I go home, I apologize, Tom<\/a>, if you can’t comment here anymore. I kinda, sorta told my newfangled, ass-kicker of a comment spam blocker that you were one of the bad guys. <\/p>\n

Oops!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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