{"id":435,"date":"2005-08-15T12:42:53","date_gmt":"2005-08-15T17:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=435"},"modified":"2005-08-15T12:42:53","modified_gmt":"2005-08-15T17:42:53","slug":"zzzzzap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=435","title":{"rendered":"Zzzzzap!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/wire\/sns-ap-gay-radio-prank,1,6449460.story?coll=sns-ap-nation-headlines\">this story<\/a> really pisses me off.<\/p>\n<p>I guess its for two reasons. One, if it&#8217;s so horrible for you to have your gayness put in the public spotlight, I better not see this guy on the news as a &#8220;gay pride&#8221; supporter. Although now that he&#8217;s got his money and 15 minutes, if he doesn&#8217;t turn this into some &#8220;it&#8217;s horrible being a gay and having everyone know, but you can make it work for you&#8221; speaking tour, I&#8217;ll be horribly disappointed. (And equally outraged when he does it.)<\/p>\n<p>And secondly, this totally screws my plan of getting someone at my station to call me gay for a little bit of humiliation and a whole lot of a $270,000 payday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason, this story really pisses me off. I guess its for two reasons. One, if it&#8217;s so horrible for you to have your gayness put in the public spotlight, I better not see this guy on the news as a &#8220;gay pride&#8221; supporter. Although now that he&#8217;s got his money and 15 minutes, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=435\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Zzzzzap!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}