What a fun morning. Actually, work sucked, but I played “subtle smartass” all morning and it worked out okay. But lets just say the web has been kind to me today. Two email attachments of four-star quality and a porn name generator will make even the most jaded employee’s day. For real.<\/p>\n
(For the first two, it might be a good idea to hide the kiddies, and not be at work. Just some animated cleavage and a butt shot, but just to be safe…)<\/p>\n
Exhibit A: Just in time for Christmas, one girl creates her list<\/A> <\/p>\n Exhibit B: I’ve found my new “>favorite Olympic event<\/A><\/p>\n Exhibit C: Hello, my name is Drew Storm<\/A>, and I’ll be violating you today.<\/p>\n At the very bottom of the ingredients list of a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream n’ Cheddar potato chips says, “CONTAINS MILK INGREDIENTS”. <\/p>\n I’m no farmer, but aren’t all the ingredients in milk, well… MILK!?!? <\/p>\n I’m sure modern science is on this one.<\/p>\n This would mark the second time this week I’ve had blogging issues. I think I might have narrowed the problem down to trying to make entries from the same day. If true, what a crappy glitch THAT is!!! Time to play Inspector Gadget for awhile and see whats up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" What a fun morning. Actually, work sucked, but I played “subtle smartass” all morning and it worked out okay. But lets just say the web has been kind to me today. Two email attachments of four-star quality and a porn name generator will make even the most jaded employee’s day. For real. (For the first … Continue reading It’s the pizza guy…<\/span>