{"id":417,"date":"2005-07-27T21:22:31","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T02:22:31","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=417"},"modified":"2005-07-28T03:28:20","modified_gmt":"2005-07-28T08:28:20","slug":"urban-liar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=417","title":{"rendered":"Urban Liar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today over at the new-fangled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com\">Every Day Should Be Saturday<\/a>, they posted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gatorcountry.org\/wearetheboys\/?p=445\">a link<\/a> to a list of their New Bawl Coach&#8217;s rather impressive achievements. While some of the accomplishments are nothing short of amazing, they left out a few equally stunning things about Mrs. Meyer&#8217;s husband:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n-He came up with the idea for &#8220;Caddyshack 2&#8221;.<br \/>\n-Every time one of his teams gives up a score, he buys a puppy. Then he takes the puppy home and beats it.<br \/>\n-He likes to send his friends e-mails reminding them how much they mean to him, and suggest that they send the e-mail on to 20 other people within 24 hours. (What a thoughtful guy!)<br \/>\n-He helps the local police department test polygraph machines simply by opening his mouth.<br \/>\n-His testicles are so valuable, he keeps them in his wife&#8217;s purse.<br \/>\n-He has &#8220;Ellen: The Complete First Season&#8221; DVD set preordered at Amazon.com.<br \/>\n-He helps little old women across the street, but only half way.<br \/>\n-He once slipped a hair in Anita Hill&#8217;s Coke and blamed it on Clarence Thomas.<br \/>\n-He laughs at &#8220;Dilbert&#8221; comics.<br \/>\n-He has never played in a band, but has mastered the &#8220;rusty trombone&#8221;<br \/>\n-He stole the pudding from my lunch today before I could even get it into work. Bastard!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earlier today over at the new-fangled Every Day Should Be Saturday, they posted a link to a list of their New Bawl Coach&#8217;s rather impressive achievements. While some of the accomplishments are nothing short of amazing, they left out a few equally stunning things about Mrs. Meyer&#8217;s husband:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,14,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}