{"id":414,"date":"2005-07-24T19:28:03","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T00:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=414"},"modified":"2005-07-24T19:28:34","modified_gmt":"2005-07-25T00:28:34","slug":"kevin-bacon-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=414","title":{"rendered":"Kevin Bacon my ass!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By using the world famous &#8220;Six Degrees&#8221; methodology, I have connected myself (and my brother, and probably 85% of the people reading this) to Doogie Howser, M.D. in two steps:<\/p>\n<p>-Neil Patrick Harris stars in <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0113892\/\"><em>My Antonia<\/em><\/a> with Eva Marie Saint.<\/p>\n<p>-Eva Marie Saint is a Bowling Green alumnus.<\/p>\n<p>Late night TV movies reveal amazing things.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n*****<br \/>\nI see alot of &#8220;behind the scenes&#8221; type video every day at work. Today, its the dumbass of the milennium award to a bunch of folks in Milwaukee. The temperature was pushing 100, add 10 more for the &#8220;heat index&#8221;. So what sounds like a good idea? <\/p>\n<p>How about a marathon? <\/p>\n<p>The people passing out over this don&#8217;t deserve first aid, they deserve to have people standing around them sipping lemonade and eating ice cream reminding them of why they&#8217;re a dumbass for trying to run a marathon in this weather.<br \/>\n*****<br \/>\nReason #8,934 why society is going to hell in a handbasket&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20050724\/ap_on_re_us\/ms__wheelchair_america\">the Miss Wheelchair America scandal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The pageant was thrown into turmoil in April after Ms. Wisconsin, Janeal Lee, was stripped of her title when a photograph of her standing appeared in a local newspaper.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The only thing I can think of now is the George Burns\/Vanessa Williams Penthouse cover from years ago, &#8220;Oh God! She&#8217;s Nude!&#8221; Except no one&#8217;s nude, just&#8230; umm&#8230; standing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By using the world famous &#8220;Six Degrees&#8221; methodology, I have connected myself (and my brother, and probably 85% of the people reading this) to Doogie Howser, M.D. in two steps: -Neil Patrick Harris stars in My Antonia with Eva Marie Saint. -Eva Marie Saint is a Bowling Green alumnus. Late night TV movies reveal amazing &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=414\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Kevin Bacon my ass!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}