{"id":412,"date":"2005-07-22T17:14:34","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T22:14:34","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=412"},"modified":"2005-07-22T21:17:34","modified_gmt":"2005-07-23T02:17:34","slug":"ill-take-the-suite-by-the-pool-lucifer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll take the suite by the pool, Lucifer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the funny\/shocking\/completely wrong\/hilarious\/disturbing file&#8230; we have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/sports\/chi-0507170202jul17,1,4753943.story?coll=chi-sportsnew-hed\">this gem<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s a registration site, but it&#8217;s worth it. Use the login: tribune-reg@mailinator.com and the password: tribune, courtesy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bugmenot.com\">BugMeNot<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the funny\/shocking\/completely wrong\/hilarious\/disturbing file&#8230; we have this gem. (It&#8217;s a registration site, but it&#8217;s worth it. Use the login: tribune-reg@mailinator.com and the password: tribune, courtesy BugMeNot.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}