{"id":408,"date":"2005-07-19T23:56:39","date_gmt":"2005-07-20T04:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=408"},"modified":"2005-07-20T00:12:18","modified_gmt":"2005-07-20T05:12:18","slug":"i-want-to-be-a-butthead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=408","title":{"rendered":"I want to be a butthead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First off, the only reason I watch most reality shows are because they&#8217;re on while I&#8217;m at work. Anything on NBC is kind of force-fed to me. <\/p>\n<p>That said, it was a bit of a comedic surprise to me when I saw who was credited as an Executive Producer of <em>I Wanna Be A Hilton<\/em>:<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/pictures\/wayne.jpg\" alt=\"Jason Hervey as Wayne\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Dammit, Wayne!  That bit of information brought back to the forefront of my mind one of the greatest insults in television history. &#8220;Scrote&#8221;.  It&#8217;s not good enough to call your little brother a ball sack, you have to abbreviate it. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wasteoftechnology.com\/motw91.shtml\">Classic.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Also tonight, I had the pleasure of listening to tennis on the radio. Yes, tennis. On the radio. At least for the 15 seconds before I realized what it was and turned away, thinking, &#8220;God, that has to be <em>the<\/em> most boring sport to broadcast.&#8221; (This coming from a guy who has done play by play for both soccer <em>and<\/em> baseball games.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First off, the only reason I watch most reality shows are because they&#8217;re on while I&#8217;m at work. Anything on NBC is kind of force-fed to me. That said, it was a bit of a comedic surprise to me when I saw who was credited as an Executive Producer of I Wanna Be A Hilton:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}