{"id":392,"date":"2005-06-30T17:13:53","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T22:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=392"},"modified":"2005-07-01T15:27:57","modified_gmt":"2005-07-01T20:27:57","slug":"slow-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=392","title":{"rendered":"Slow down!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time in 15 years, I took a driver&#8217;s test today. Fortunately, I fared much better now than I did back then, but I still think it&#8217;s crap. The BMV is crap. Just because I freaking move states doesn&#8217;t mean I forget how to drive. They complain that the BMV&#8217;s are overcrowded and losing money or whatever, but I bet it has nothing to do with making people that have been driving for 15 years, and have a virtually clean (completely clean in the last 9 years) record come in to take a damn written test, then wait in line for an hour AFTER they&#8217;ve checked it to take a damn picture. It was silly.<\/p>\n<p>Even more silly is that I think one of the two questions I missed was something close to &#8220;What does a yellow light mean?&#8221; You&#8217;d think that, even though I haven&#8217;t seen <em>Taxi<\/em> recently, that I&#8217;d remember that. (See post title for reference.) Actually, if that one is the one I missed, I don&#8217;t think it was because I don&#8217;t know what to do when a light turns yellow, its just that there was no gray area in the answer. It was either &#8220;stop, regardless&#8221; or &#8220;you have to be through the intersection before the light turns red&#8221;. See what I mean? It&#8217;s D-U-M-B, stupid!<\/p>\n<p>And does anyone know how far before a turn you have to have your turn signal on for? Stupid.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I&#8217;d like to thank the Rangers for waking up today, beating Anaheim 18-5. A pitcher goes nutso on the media, and they&#8217;ve won two straight. I&#8217;m willing to sacrifice half the bullpen if thats a sign of anything. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time in 15 years, I took a driver&#8217;s test today. Fortunately, I fared much better now than I did back then, but I still think it&#8217;s crap. The BMV is crap. Just because I freaking move states doesn&#8217;t mean I forget how to drive. They complain that the BMV&#8217;s are overcrowded and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=392\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Slow down!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}