{"id":391,"date":"2005-06-30T00:29:55","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T05:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=391"},"modified":"2005-06-30T00:29:55","modified_gmt":"2005-06-30T05:29:55","slug":"film-at-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"Film at 11"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently Kenny Rogers didn’t learn anything from getting his ass kicked by a water cooler, now he’s taking on more expensive objects<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Of course, when I said yesterday that this “miss one start thing” would probably turn into “needs season ending surgery”, my definition of “season ending surgery” is “goes total apeshit at a handful of photographers and spends July and August waxing Bud Selig’s cars”. <\/p>\n

As for tonight’s game, they finally got a win. Of course, “pretty fine closer” Francisco Cordero did his best to keep the losing streak alive, but Kameron Loe, who obviously read yesterday’s post before the game, pitched two scoreless innings, and a pair of excuse me hits result in a 7-6 win. See, Kenny, us media-types aren’t that bad. Show some love, man! (That and get your 9-and-3 ass back on the mound as soon as possible and eat up some innings!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently Kenny Rogers didn’t learn anything from getting his ass kicked by a water cooler, now he’s taking on more expensive objects. Of course, when I said yesterday that this “miss one start thing” would probably turn into “needs season ending surgery”, my definition of “season ending surgery” is “goes total apeshit at a handful … Continue reading Film at 11<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}