{"id":376,"date":"2005-06-12T23:41:14","date_gmt":"2005-06-13T04:41:14","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=376"},"modified":"2005-06-13T01:22:21","modified_gmt":"2005-06-13T06:22:21","slug":"home-of-the-half-assed-sleepy-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Home of the half-assed sleepy post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More of a mental notebook for myself, and less of anything bordering on coherent, I&#8217;m home away from a weekend vacation in occasionally sunny Southern Pennsylvania. To come, stories of hillbilly golf, sub shop happy hour, the home of the $10 wave basket, old Peach Street, a&#8230; no, <strong>THE<\/strong> Y-shaped bridge, near miss with a potential tornado, shitty computer problems that are fixed with simple, yet pain in the ass solutions, and where YOU can get &#8220;fresh&#8221; hot dogs for a dollar, and a draft beer for not much more. <\/p>\n<p>Also, why &#8220;Family Guy&#8221; is still so damn funny, even if they missed an obvious joke that would have made me hate them until the next gag involving male genitalia.<\/p>\n<p>As for now, my face needs to hit a pillow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More of a mental notebook for myself, and less of anything bordering on coherent, I&#8217;m home away from a weekend vacation in occasionally sunny Southern Pennsylvania. To come, stories of hillbilly golf, sub shop happy hour, the home of the $10 wave basket, old Peach Street, a&#8230; no, THE Y-shaped bridge, near miss with a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=376\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Home of the half-assed sleepy post<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}