{"id":374,"date":"2005-06-05T00:37:37","date_gmt":"2005-06-05T05:37:37","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=374"},"modified":"2005-06-05T00:37:37","modified_gmt":"2005-06-05T05:37:37","slug":"go-crazyand-eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=374","title":{"rendered":"Go crazy&#8230;and eat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Normally, I think that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lelands.com\/bid.aspx?lot=708&#038;auction=505\">this auction<\/a> would easily qualify for the most disturbing thing I&#8217;ve come across in a given day. Maybe its just because I respect most of what Roberto Clemente did on, and definitely off, the field, but what&#8217;s the point in auctioning off part of the plane he died in? I mean, its just a plane part. Not like they found the seat he was sitting in, or his empty bag of airline peanuts. It&#8217;s just disturbing, and for once, I&#8217;m glad that a famous dead person&#8217;s family is <a href=\"http:\/\/msnbc.msn.com\/id\/8102166\/\">stepping in<\/a>, and I hope they kick some serious ass.<\/p>\n<p>But sorry, Leland&#8217;s Auctions, you&#8217;re taking the silver medal tonight. Big time.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nPat O&#8217;Brien, of &#8220;let&#8217;s get some hookers and go crazy&#8221; voice mail fame, is apparently out to show his compassionate side.<\/p>\n<p>The timing of this is odd, having just watched &#8220;Richard Pryor: I&#8217;m Not Dead Yet, $@#&#038;$@#!!!&#8221; special on Comedy Central, and loving the way his (ex?) wife turned a retrospective on one of the top stand-up comedians ever into an infomercial for why you should line her pockets with cash from Richard Pryor DVDs. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/insider.tv.yahoo.com\/mf\/frame?mfurl=lid=wmv-100-s.15335984,wmv-300-s.15335986,wmv-56-s.15335987&#038;p=entertainment&#038;c=p3&#038;.skin=insider&#038;f=96688419&#038;a=30&#038;dist=Paramount%20Pictures,%20TM%20and%20%C2%A9%20Paramount%20Pictures,%20All%20Rights%20Reserved.&#038;fn=empty.html\">Now this.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What in THEE hell is that all about? He might as well have scored a one-on-one interview with a floor lamp. While there&#8217;s no telling what Pryor&#8217;s lifestyle might have done to contribute to his illnesses today, leave the man in peace, would ya? <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Give me a smile?&#8221; What the hell is that? And couldn&#8217;t they find any cutaway video to cover the constant washragging? I mean its bad enough that Pryor had to deal with the high point of his daughter&#8217;s career being &#8220;Head of the Class&#8221;, and even in the later years at that&#8230; don&#8217;t put the poor man through this crap so you can grab a few ratings and feel better about your crack-addicted, sex-crazed self, Pat. And I hope that some day, when Pryor passes on, they find that he left his entire past, present and future fortune to some long lost nephew (who has to spend $30 million in 30 days in order to inherit the entire fortune, of course), and that money grubbing whore of a wife gets nothing but a one way ticket to the front of a Mack truck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normally, I think that this auction would easily qualify for the most disturbing thing I&#8217;ve come across in a given day. Maybe its just because I respect most of what Roberto Clemente did on, and definitely off, the field, but what&#8217;s the point in auctioning off part of the plane he died in? I mean, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=374\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Go crazy&#8230;and eat.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}