{"id":355,"date":"2005-04-28T09:25:30","date_gmt":"2005-04-28T14:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=355"},"modified":"2005-04-28T09:25:30","modified_gmt":"2005-04-28T14:25:30","slug":"you-gave-mary-jane-a-pearl-necklace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"You gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All that Yankee hate was minorly washed away last night by the accomplishment you can see in the right column now. A permanent countdown to football! Thanks to Kurt, I know officially know how much <a href=\"http:\/\/www.swishzone.com\">SwishMax<\/a> rocks. It really really does.<\/p>\n<p>And then this morning, I&#8217;m pointed to this headline from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indystar.com\">The Indianapolis Star<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/images\/facial.gif\" alt=\"serving up the facial!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s great, but I always thought those were saved for the wedding NIGHT&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All that Yankee hate was minorly washed away last night by the accomplishment you can see in the right column now. A permanent countdown to football! Thanks to Kurt, I know officially know how much SwishMax rocks. It really really does. And then this morning, I&#8217;m pointed to this headline from The Indianapolis Star: That&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/?p=355\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/haveyoumettony.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}