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Oh. Hi there.<\/p>\n
I have nothing today, but in the interests of filling up some space, and getting that hideous picture off the top of my site (the bruise isn’t so bad, its that anemic looking complexion of my middle back), I’ll respond to my lovely commenters from said post.<\/p>\n
1) Tom – The hairbrush beatings were nothing, and there was still no way I was going to tell Paco to take your Beef MexiMelts “out back and sauce them up the way daddy likes it.” Just wasn’t happening.<\/p>\n
2) Kurt – Such a funny man. I don’t tee off from the ladies’ tee, I merely hit my second shot from there 30-35% of the time. Now where did that beer wench get to?<\/p>\n
3) Dad – Notice I said “tee shot”. That implies that a windmill was not involved. I understand that you come from a different time, and the philosophy courses at Tiffin U. probably consisted of a lot of tractor-related problems, but try to follow the logic next time, okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
…and shove your comments up your… Oh. Hi there. I have nothing today, but in the interests of filling up some space, and getting that hideous picture off the top of my site (the bruise isn’t so bad, its that anemic looking complexion of my middle back), I’ll respond to my lovely commenters from said … Continue reading Open your stance just a bit…<\/span>